HE is Britain’s greatest living artist – and once even re-imagined The Sun logo.
When David Hockney doesn’t have a brush in his hand he can often be found clasping a cigarette.
David Hockney’s self-portrait shows the legendary artist puffing away[/caption]
After Oxfordshire County Council’s bid to go “smoke free” by clamping down on smoking in outdoor spaces, he defends his penchant for puffing away.
I WILL be 84 next month, even though I have smoked since I was 16.
I started with five Woodbines and now I smoke Davidoff Magnums, which I have to get from Germany.
I recently told my doctor I smoke 20 a day, then about ten in the evenings — and I try and keep it down to five during the night. I also told him that I have had three doctors in the last 50 years.
David has moved to France to get away from being ‘persecuted’ for smoking in the UK[/caption]
Each of them recommended I give up. But each of them has now died; the last one only a year older than me. My new doctor laughed and said nothing. He has a good sense of humour.
My father was a very keen anti-smoker, but he died at 75 because he ate too many chocolate biscuits.
He was a diabetic who would walk up the street to buy a packet of chocolate biscuits and then eat them all in the park.
This caused him to go into comas, which he did once too often and died of a heart attack in the hospital.
Spanish artist Pablo Picasso smoked and died at 91[/caption]
He knew that going into a coma damages your heart, but he was a lot more worried about the smokers.
I knew this was completely irrational, but I also knew that he wasn’t alone. One of the reasons I moved to Normandy was because there are many people in England like him who are now trying to ban smoking. All of them are humourless bossy boots.
It’s all madness
They are now trying it in Oxfordshire, which wants to become England’s first “smoke-free” county.
After Oxfordshire County Council’s bid to go ‘smoke free’ by clamping down on smoking in outdoor spaces, David defends his penchant for puffing away[/caption]
I have no plans to go there. I was once invited by the Oxford Union to a debate on smoking, but I had to decline because of my deafness — although I did also point out that there’s not a hotel in Oxford where you can smoke.
It is the relentlessness of these people that has demonised smoking in England and America. Why are they listened to? It wouldn’t happen in France, Germany, Italy or Spain.
The Guardian published a report last month about how there were now 1.1billion smokers in the world — but it also mentioned that 8million had “died” from smoking, and how terrible that was.
French painter Henri Matisse was also a tobacco fan – and died at 84[/caption]
I had to remind them 8million was 0.73 per cent of 1.1billion, so what about the 99.27 per cent that hadn’t?
It’s all madness to me and something should be said. I have always thought the world to be mad and it has been madder at other points in my lifetime.
I was, after all, born in 1937. I would normally be willing to take on the anti-smokers, but at the moment I’m living a very quiet life in Normandy, working away because I’ve something to do. I have a purpose in life.
Not many people in England will defend smoking. They are intimidated by the medical profession and “social pressure”.
David protesting against a ban on smoking in all public places in 2005[/caption]
Well, I’m lucky I can’t hear the “social pressure”, let alone what the doctors have to say. Their obsession with health is unhealthy. Longevity shouldn’t be an aim in life; that to me seems to be life-denying.
I know the World Health Organisation is also part of this madness. They might relentlessly go on about it, but why are they listened to? They are completely irrational.
They won’t give up, just like my father. In my profession, Picasso smoked and died at 91, Matisse smoked and died at 84 and Monet chain-smoked and died at 86.
I don’t smoke much when I’m painting, but I light a cigarette every 15 minutes when I stop to check what I have done. Monet smoked while he painted, but kept them in his mouth all the time. I can’t do that. I take a drag then hold it in my hand.
‘I’ve done it for 68 years, so are you telling me I’m doing something wrong? F*** off’[/caption]
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Renoir also smoked. If you go on YouTube and type in “Renoir smoking and painting”, you will see an old man painting with difficulty because of his arthritic hands. And then he lights a cigarette. I can tell he enjoys it enormously, and all these bossy boots would deny him that pleasure.
I know there will always be bossy people. The American historian Anne Applebaum says that 30 per cent of people in every country have an “authoritarian disposition” but doesn’t she just mean “bossy”? Smoking for me is a deep pleasure and 1.1billion people in the world seem to agree. It can never be stopped; smokers would just start growing their own tobacco. But we need more people to defend it, otherwise the bossy boots will win in England.
I’m 100 per cent sure that I am going to die of a smoking-related illness or a non-smoking related illness. But I couldn’t imagine not smoking, and when people tell me to stop I always point this out.
I’ve done it for 68 years, so are you telling me I’m doing something wrong? F*** off.
Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.
- This article first appeared in UnHerd.com.